I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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