So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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