i may or may not be watching the land before time
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
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She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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