I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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