hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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