Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
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My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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