Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
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We were destined to go to rehab together
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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