worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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