I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
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So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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