The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.