Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
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Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
how does that bad decision feel?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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