I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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