she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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