Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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