I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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