Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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