For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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