dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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