Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
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Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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