i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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