honey bunches of taint.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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