just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
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I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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