and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
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I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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