Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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