Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
it hurts more in the daytime
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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