I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I want a musical about memes.
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