I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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