i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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