Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize