I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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