We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Damn victory sex feels great
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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