What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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