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• (248): View more from Michigan

  with your own penis?

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?

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• (626): View more from California

  Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?

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• (408): View more from California

  Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship

  (817): View more from Texas

  Last one there wins

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions

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• (713): View more from Texas

  It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I came home braless and wearing a tail....

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