It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
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I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
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Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today