I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.