the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
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He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn