id be glad to
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
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YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.