He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
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But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"