the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize