I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
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I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
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Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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