fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
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Shitshow foam night was such a success
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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