This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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