did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Randomize
