I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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