he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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