i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Randomize
