There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
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