He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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