I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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