I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
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sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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