im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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