Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
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no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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