Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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