Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
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reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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