oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
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Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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