is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
It's Friday. Sex?
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
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im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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