whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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