Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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