the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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